Here are a few humorous excerpts from actual church bulletins.
- "Today the pastor will preach his farewell message after which the choir will sing, 'Break Forth Into Joy'"
- " National Prayer and Fasting Conference on April 5. The cost to attend includes meals."
- "Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands."
- "The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been cancelled due to conflict."
- "Barbara remains in hospital & needs blood donors. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Andrew's sermons."
- "Next Thursday will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get."