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Church Bulletine Bloopers #19757
11/09/01 03:47 AM
11/09/01 03:47 AM
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Rick  Offline OP
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Here are a few humorous excerpts from actual church bulletins.

- "Today the pastor will preach his farewell message after which the choir will sing, 'Break Forth Into Joy'"

- " National Prayer and Fasting Conference on April 5. The cost to attend includes meals."

- "Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands."

- "The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been cancelled due to conflict."

- "Barbara remains in hospital & needs blood donors. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Andrew's sermons."

- "Next Thursday will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get."


Re: Church Bulletine Bloopers #19758
11/09/01 08:12 PM
11/09/01 08:12 PM
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I especially like the one about Pastor Andrew.

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Re: Church Bulletine Bloopers #19759
11/09/01 10:24 PM
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The spooky part is that there is a parishener in my church named Barbara. She's our treasurer.

By the way, tapes of my sermons are available if anyone needs to get a healthy rest.

At the Mountain Andrews Chruch in Winnipeg, I (the bulletin editor) was responsible for one of the best bulletin bloopers ever:

Special Christmas Event:"The Senior Ladies' Chorus will be sinning (supposed to be singing) at the West Park Nursing Home this Sabbath Afternoon."

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Re: Church Bulletine Bloopers #19760
11/09/01 11:06 PM
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Now that is what I call a real blooper!

I haven't had such a good laugh in a long time!

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Re: Church Bulletine Bloopers #19761
11/10/01 07:55 PM
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Chantale Bérubé  Offline
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hehehe~~
These are funny!!! I can't imagine having the one that says something like "...don't forget your husbands.." in our church bulletin... !!
Anyways..
God bless!
Chantale

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