The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don't know what you're doing, someone else does.

Interesting - the message said I could not post this message because 60 seconds had not passed. Then it posts it twice. Guess the fourm powers that be figured that the proverbs were so powerful that they needed to be posted twice!!!!

If your mouth turns into a knife, it will cut off your lips.

The monkey does not see his own hind parts; he sees his neighbors'.

Invite some people into your parlor and they will come into your bedroom.

A roaring lion kills no game.

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I deleted the double post.
Gerry
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[This message has been edited by DrD (edited April 04, 2001).]

[This message has been edited by Gerry Buck (edited April 04, 2001).]

Shouldn't there be a shorter word for "monosyllabic"?

What is another word for "thesaurus"?

When they ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?

Why doesn't "onomatopoeia" sound like what it is?

Why do 'tug' boats push their barges?

Why do we sing 'Take me out to the ball game', when we are already there?

Why are they called 'stands' when they're made for sitting?

Why is there only ONE Monopolies Commission?

Why does one get in trouble for WRECKless driving?

Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a "near miss"? Shouldn't it be called a "near hit"?

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Blessed is he... whose hope is in the
Lord his God. Psalms 146:5

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Angie

Both of the kids must have been sleeping, Angie had time to get online.

Dad,

You know me all too well.

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Blessed is he... whose hope is in the
Lord his God. Psalms 146:5

Angie

God loves everyone, but probably prefers "fruits of the Spirit" over "Religious nuts".

Wisdom has two parts:
1. Having a lot to say
2. Not saying it

Never argue with an idiot, thery drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

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Examine me, O LORD, and prove me: try my reins and my heart. Ps.26:2
It is better to trust in the LORD than to put confidence in men.Ps.118:8