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If Life Was Like A Computer #19296
02/26/01 11:16 PM
02/26/01 11:16 PM
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Linda Sutton  Offline OP
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Posts: 2,794
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If you messed up your life, you could press "Alt, Ctrl, Delete" and start all over!

To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"!

If you needed a break from life, click on "suspend". Hit "any key" to continue life when ready.

To get even with the neighbors, turn up the sound blaster.

To "add/remove" someone in your life, click settings and control panel.

To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings.

If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers.

When you lose your car keys, click on "find".

"Help" with the chores is just a click away.

You wouldn't need auto insurance. You'd use your diskette to recover from a crash.

We could click on "send" and the kids would go to bed immediately.

To feel like a new person, click on "refresh".

Click on "close" to shut up the kids and spouse.

To undo a mistake, click on "back".

Is your wardrobe getting old? Click "update".

If you don't like cleaning the litter box, click on "delete".

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For I know that my redeemer liveth,
and that he shall stand at the latter day upon the earth.

_________________________

Linda


Re: If Life Was Like A Computer #19297
02/26/01 11:34 PM
02/26/01 11:34 PM
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Andrew Marttinen  Offline
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And you can go Home again...at least on the Internet Explorer tool bar.

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Cheer up ye pilgrims,
Be joyful and sing.
Jesus is Coming Again!

Pastor Andrew


Re: If Life Was Like A Computer #19298
02/27/01 03:15 PM
02/27/01 03:15 PM
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Linda, I was just about to post this poem as a new topic and found your thread to be the perfect place to add it! (What's that they say about great minds thinking alike? )


THE COMPUTER USER'S REBOOT POEM

Don't you wish when life is bad
and things just don't compute,
That all we really had to do
was stop and hit reboot?

Things would all turn out OK,
life could be so sweet
If we had those special keys
Ctrl, Alt, and Delete

Your boss is mad, your bills not paid,
your wife, well she's just mute
Just stop and hit those wonderful keys
that make it all reboot

You'd like to have another job
but you fear living in the street?
You solve it all and start a new,
Ctrl, Alt, and Delete.


Re: If Life Was Like A Computer #19299
02/27/01 07:44 PM
02/27/01 07:44 PM
Gerry Buck  Offline
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Benton Harbor, Mi.
And if someoe really annoys you, delete 'em.

Re: If Life Was Like A Computer #19300
02/28/01 02:31 AM
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mouse  Offline
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I like that, Gerry

Re: If Life Was Like A Computer #19301
03/01/01 01:06 AM
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Aaron Sears  Offline
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Posts: 10
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You reminded me of this:

[This message has been edited by Aaron Sears (edited February 28, 2001).]


Re: If Life Was Like A Computer #19302
03/01/01 01:25 AM
03/01/01 01:25 AM
Gerry Buck  Offline
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I give you cutest preschooler, for now; my grandson is growing up fast.
2 more years and he goes to school.



[This message has been edited by Gerry Buck (edited February 28, 2001).]


Re: If Life Was Like A Computer #19303
03/01/01 01:34 AM
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Aaron Sears  Offline
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Hey, Gerry, wrong topic!

Re: If Life Was Like A Computer #19304
03/01/01 03:50 AM
03/01/01 03:50 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Gerry Buck:
I give you cutest preschooler, for now; my grandson is growing up fast.
2 more years and he goes to school.



[This message has been edited by Gerry Buck (edited February 28, 2001).]


Yah, but he'll never be as pretty as Ashley! I'll give you handsome though!

Wendy
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Maranatha!!!

[This message has been edited by WendyForsyth (edited February 28, 2001).]



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