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SEMINARY DONUTS! #19420
04/14/01 10:56 PM
04/14/01 10:56 PM
Gerry Buck  Offline OP
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Joined: Jul 2000
Posts: 1,859
Benton Harbor, Mi.
I received this from Jill in Muskegon.
I have to share it with you.

Seminary Donuts

There was a boy by the name of Steve who was attending Seminary in Utah.
In
this Seminary classes are held during school hours. Brother Christianson
taught Seminary at this particular school. He had an open-door policy and
would take in any student that had been thrown out of another class as
long
as they would abide by his rules. Steve had been kicked out of his sixth
period and no other teacher wanted him, so he went into Brother
Christianson's Seminary class.

Steve was told that he could not be late, so he arrived just seconds
before
the bell rang and he would sit in the very back of the room. He would
also
be the first to leave after the class was over.

One day, Brother Christianson asked Steve to stay after class so he could
talk with him. After class, Bro. Christianson pulled Steve aside and
said,
"You think you're pretty tough, don't you?"

Steve's answer was, "Yeah, I do."

Then Brother Christianson asked, "How many push-ups can you do?"

Steve said, "I do about 200 every night."

"200? That's pretty good, Steve," Brother Christianson said. "Do you
think
you could do 300?"

Steve replied, "I don't know... I've never done 300 at a time."

"Do you think you could?" Again asked Brother Christianson.

"Well, I can try," said Steve.

"Can you do 300 in sets of 10? I need you to do 300 in sets of ten for
this
to work. Can you do it? I need you to tell me you can do it," Brother
Christianson said. Steve said, "Well... I think I can... yeah, I can do
it."

Brother Christianson said, "Good! I need you to do this on Friday."

Friday came and Steve got to class early and sat in the front of the
room.
When class started, Brother Christianson pulled out a big box of donuts.
Now
these weren't the normal kinds of donuts, they were the extra fancy BIG
kind,
with cream centers and frosting swirls. Everyone was pretty excited-it
was
Friday, the last class of the day, and they were going to get an early
start
on the weekend.

Bro. Christianson went to the first girl in the first row and asked,
"Cynthia, do you want a donut?"

Cynthia said, "Yes."

Bro. Christianson then turned to Steve and asked, "Steve, would you do
ten
push-ups so that Cynthia can have a donut?"

Steve said, "Sure," and jumped down from his desk to do a quick ten. Then
Steve again sat in his desk. Bro. Christianson put a donut on Cynthia's
desk.

Bro. Christianson then went to Joe, the next person, and asked, "Joe do
you
want a donut?"

Joe said, "Yes." Bro. Christianson asked, "Steve would you do ten
push-ups
so Joe can have a donut?" Steve did ten push-ups, Joe got a donut.

And so it went, down the first aisle, Steve did ten pushups for every
person
before they got their donut. And down the second aisle, till Bro.
Christianson came to Scott.

Scott was captain of the football team and center of the basketball team.
He
was very popular and never lacking for female companionship. When Bro.
Christianson asked, "Scott do you want a donut?"

Scott's reply was, "Well, can I do my own pushups?"

Bro. Christianson said, "No, Steve has to do them."

Then Scott said, "Well, I don't want one then."

Bro. Christianson then turned to Steve and asked, "Steve, would you do
ten
pushups so Scott can have a donut he doesn't want?"

Steve started to do ten pushups. Scott said, "HEY! I said I didn't want
one!"

Bro. Christianson said, "Look, this is my classroom, my class, my desks,
and
my donuts. Just leave it on the desk if you don't want it." And he put a
donut on Scott's desk.

Now by this time, Steve had begun to slow down a little. He just stayed
on
the floor between sets because it took too much effort to be getting up
and
down. You could start to see a little perspiration coming out around his
brow. Bro. Christianson started down the third row. Now the students were
beginning to get a little angry.

Bro. Christianson asked Jenny, "Jenny, do you want a donut?

Jenny said, "No."

Then Bro. Christianson asked Steve, "Steve, would you do ten pushups so
Jenny
can have a donut that she doesn't want?" Steve did ten, Jenny got a
donut.

By now, the students were beginning to say "No" and there were all these
uneaten donuts on the desks. Steve was also having to really put forth a
lot
of effort to get these pushups done for each donut. There began to be a
small
pool of sweat on the floor beneath his face, his arms and brow were
beginning
to get red because of the physical effort involved.

Bro. Christianson asked Robert to watch Steve to make sure he did ten
pushups
in a set because he couldn't bear to watch all of Steve's work for all of
those uneaten donuts. So Robert began to watch Steve closely. Bro.
Christianson started down the fourth row.

During his class, however, some students had wandered in and sat along
the
heaters along the sides of the room. When Bro. Christianson realized
this;
he did a quick count and saw 34 students in the room. He started to worry
if
Steve would be able to make it.

Bro. Christianson went on to the next person and the next and the next.
Near
the end of that row, Steve was really having a rough time. He was taking
a
lot more time to complete each set.

Steve asked Bro. Christianson, "Do I have to make my nose touch on each
one?"

Bro. Christianson thought for a moment, "Well, they're your pushups. You
can
do them any way that you want." And Bro. Christianson went on.

A few moments later, Jason came to the room and was about to come in when
all
the students yelled, "NO! Don't come in! Stay out!"

Jason didn't know what was going on. Steve picked up his head and said,
"No,
let him come."

Bro. Christianson said, "You realize that if Jason comes in you will have
to
do ten pushups for him."

Steve said, "Yes, let him come in."

Bro. Christianson said, "Okay, I'll let you get Jason's out of the way
right
now. Jason, do you want a donut?"

"Yes."

"Steve, will you do ten pushups so that Jason can have a donut?" Steve
did
ten pushups very slowly and with great effort. Jason, bewildered, was
handed
a donut and sat down.

Bro. Christianson finished the fourth row, then started on those seated
on
the heaters. Steve's arms were now shaking with each pushup in a struggle
to
lift himself against the force of gravity. Sweat was dropping off of his
face and, by this time, there was not a dry eye in the room.

The very last two girls in the room were cheerleaders and very popular.
Bro.
Christianson went to Linda, the second to last, and asked, "Linda, do you
want a doughnut?

Linda said, very sadly, "No, thank you."

Bro. Christianson asked Steve, "Steve, would you do ten pushups so that
Linda can have a donut she doesn't want?"

Grunting from the effort, Steve did ten very slow pushups for Linda. Then
Bro. Christianson turned to the last girl, Susan. "Susan, do you want a
donut?"

Susan, with tears flowing down her face, asked, "Bro. Christianson, can I
help him?"

Bro. Christianson, with tears of his own, said, "No, he has to do it
alone,
Steve, would you do ten pushups so Susan can have a donut?"

As Steve very slowly finished his last pushup, with the understanding
that
he
had accomplished all that was required of him, having done 350 pushups,
his
arms buckled beneath him and he fell to the floor.

Brother Christianson turned to the room and said. "And so it was, that
our
Savior, Jesus Christ, plead to the Father, "Into thy hands I commend my
spirit." With the understanding that He had done everything that was
required
of Him, he collapsed on the cross and died. And like some of those in
this
room, many of us leave the gift on the desk, uneaten."


Re: SEMINARY DONUTS! #19421
04/15/01 01:02 AM
04/15/01 01:02 AM
L
lisa  Offline
Regular Member
Joined: Mar 2001
Posts: 86
gwinn mich U.S.A.
I really love the creativity of this! I find tears in my own eyes. thank you for sharring.

Re: SEMINARY DONUTS! #19422
04/15/01 09:55 AM
04/15/01 09:55 AM
Edward F Sutton  Offline
Charter Member
Most Dedicated Member
Joined: Jul 2000
Posts: 2,428
Zanesville, OH 43701
Gerry would you re-post Seminary Donuts for Zyph to see & possibly use, in the Prayer Forum you moderate under the thread - pray for Tony.

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Edward F Sutton

[This message has been edited by Edward F Sutton (edited April 15, 2001).]



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